I stole a cantaloupe today. Kind of on accident, kind of not. The accident was that I didn't pay for it and walked out. The kind of not part is that I noticed while leaving the store and decided to still leave anyway. It was lunch time and I was getting that shaky, hot, need to sit down right now or I'm going down feeling. So I left and decided I'd pay for it the next time I go back. What's horrible is that I don't feel a bit bad about it. They'll get their $1.00 when I go back for my frozen entrees.