Thief

I stole a cantaloupe today.  Kind of on accident, kind of not.  The accident was that I didn't pay for it and walked out.  The kind of not part is that I noticed while leaving the store and decided to still leave anyway.  It was lunch time and I was getting that shaky, hot, need to sit down right now or I'm going down feeling.  So I left and decided I'd pay for it the next time I go back.  What's horrible is that I don't feel a bit bad about it.  They'll get their $1.00 when I go back for my frozen entrees.